Keep your drink cold and your comebacks hot.
This koozie features Crippling Drew himself, the fire-breathing, wheel-spinning legend that started it all.
Choose your attitude for the back:

• Option 1: “Your tolerance is lower than your standards.”

• Option 2: “If your beer was as weak as you, it’d be water.”

Tough on heat, easy on grip, and guaranteed to make your can look cooler than you.